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Stewart Legere’s smash eco-friendly pop masterpiece: “I GUESS WHEN YOU’RE IN EUROPE”
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“This might be the best new Christmas tune so far in 2009!“-Indieblips.com
The Heavy Blinkers’ new christmas song, telling the little drummer boy story from Mary and Joseph’s point of view. Who the hell wants a kid beating a drum in front of their new-born?
(rough mix) from the heavy blinkers’ forthcoming album: HEALTH.
Lyrics and Personnel below.
Silence Your Drum (Jason Michael Macisaac)
This sweet new-born will be deaf by the morn
Silence your drum tonight
Bring the boy with the lute
Bring the girl with the flute
But please no pa rum pa pum tonight
The ox and the sheep are no longer asleep
Silence your drum tonight
If you truly do care
Youll turn off your snare
Please no pa rum pa pum tonight
We appreciate the distance youve come
It mustve been hard to walk with a drum
But weve just put the Son of God to bed
Could you not have brought a harp instead?
Its silence he needs
He has a people to lead
Dont play that drum tonight
A drum tuned that high
Will just make him cry
Please no pa rum pa pum tonight
We appreciate the distance youve come
It mustve been hard to walk with a drum
But weve just put the Son of God to bed
Could you not have brought a harp instead?
PERSONNEL:
JENN GRANT: lead vocals
REBECCA ZOLKOWER: violin
MELANIE STONE: backing vocals
ERIC LECLERC: backing vocals
JASON MICHAEL MACISAAC: all the other nonsense
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HA-HA…..FOUR EYES!!!!!
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“Now I know why I never once saw Sandra and my alarm clock in the same room at the same time!!!!!!! I knew it!! I fucking knew it!”
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Owls are made all the more adorable when they are made of clock-work.
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Please don’t remake me. I am perfect.
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I wish to God that I had come up with this.
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cvxn:
An old neighbour of mine is moving and just dropped off some stuff I’d left behind at the house where we lived a few years ago. Among the stuff… a package sent to me by my mother, who unbeknownst to her, died of leukemia in January of 2007.
Deep breaths...
I don’t have a comment, other than this is rather amazing.
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TWO AMAZING THINGS COMING TOGETHER TO DIVIDE MY ATTENTION FROM LEFT TO RIGHT #17
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Grocery Store Clerk: “I hate cats”
Me: “Oh..are you allergic?”
Grocery Store Clerk: “God no! I hate them too much to be allergic. My sister has cats and I wanted to fly out to see her, but she wouldn’t board her cats. I mean what the? I was going to pay for the boarding. I mean, choosing cats over your sister!”
Me: “But, you are not allergic at all?”
Grocery Store Clerk: “No, why would I be?at the grocery Store this morning, whilst buying kittie food.
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THINGS THAT DON’T WORK #12 & #13
#12. Punks “organizing” any type of anti-capitalism/government “revolution” in the interest of “socal change.” Riiiiiiggggght…oy oy..don’t bother, you weiners.
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#13. My Uncle Sal. He seriously has not worked an honest day’s work since ‘88. He spends his day watching “Falcon’s Crest” re-runs on VHS cassettes that my Aunt Betty taped back in the day. When he is not pre-occupied with watching “Falcon’s Crest”, he spends his days TALKING about “Falcon’s Crest”. You wouldn’t think that a man born and raised in Des Moines Iowa would be so into the feuding factions of the wealthy Channing/Gioberti family in the Californian wine industry, but that is where you would be wrong. As a side note, he also polishes old war medals when Aunt Betty has people over. My Uncle has never been in the military, let alone an actual war. Aunt Betty tells me that the medals were bought at the same swap meet where they bought the Ab Roller that sits in the basement. You know the one….it’s right by the Snoopy Sno-Cone machine and the Trivial Pursuit genus edition with all the missing pieces.
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“Just leave me alone!”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t really mean that”
“Wait….don’t go!”
“Sigh….why do I always do this? When am I going to get it together?”
