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Owls are made all the more adorable when they are...
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September 2008
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TWO AMAZING THINGS COMING TOGETHER TO DIVIDE MY ATTENTION FROM LEFT TO RIGHT #17
Grocery Store Clerk: “I hate cats”
Me: “Oh..are you...
– at the grocery Store this morning, whilst buying kittie food.
THINGS THAT DON'T WORK #12 & #13
#12. Punks “organizing” any type of anti-capitalism/government “revolution” in the interest of “socal change.” Riiiiiiggggght…oy oy..don’t bother, you weiners.
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#13. My Uncle Sal. He seriously has not worked an honest day’s work since ‘88. He spends...
WHEN 1st COUSINS HAVE CHILDREN #7
happy wombat #12
RATING FRUIT#2
Sigh…….I found myself rating fruit again this morning :(
As everyone knows, fruit is one of the most over-rated foods in the world and I can say this without fear of contradiction. As we have all learned in school, the kind folks at NASA gave fruit as a whole, only a middling 5 out of 10 using their famous time & labour vs. return algorithm. So, let’s see how...
August 2008
80 posts
"Like hell you're not go see Toy Story 3, old man!...
boo-hoo
In general, there are many animals out there that look like your dog or cat. It is strangely painful to be able to type their breed into google search engine and within a matter of seconds, you are able to find an animal that looks almost identical to them. You see “them” in situations that are new to you, and the photos feel like lost footage of their lives. It causes an emotional...
Kristen Schaal, you are so wonderfully funny in...
"It's fine, it's fine. It's just a little on the...
Yes, that's right. "Let's Claim" as in "Let's...
WHEN I AM KING #3: Nordic Walking, I am coming...