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If you don’t cry after watching this, then you are a stupid meanie and most likely a Sith Lord.
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I ACTUALLY slipped on a banana peel today. I seriously thought that only happened in cartoons. Next…..seltzer water!
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ON THEIR DAYS OFF #18
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- ON THEIR DAYS OFF #17
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MoreCowbell.dj lets you add to any song what every song is sorely missing — more cowbell!
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“How about an abortion?”
-“Well, I suppose abortion WOULD work Maggie. However, why don’t we wait until he is a few months older and we then drop a baby squid into his crib while he is sleeping?”
“Does it have to be a baby squid? What about a bear cub?”
-“(sigh) Maggie, which one of us is the doctor?
“You are.”
-“Exactly, a baby squid it is. Call Kevin.”
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Little did Kinvel know, but his stunt car was falling out of love. It began when the car started noticing little quirks about him, but it soon turned into full blown objects of contention. Love between a man and his car is a tough business, love between a STUNT-man and his STUNT-car…well that’s really the most perilous trick of all..isn’t it boys and girls? Isn’t it…….
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The shitty thing was that the alligator third from the right…well, he totally was just swimming up to get an autograph. To be fair, the other four WERE aiming to make mincemeat out of ol’ Evel Knivel, but Lil’ Edgar, why Lil’ Edgar was just a huge fan and cried tears of dissapointment when his brother Ty ate Knivel’s writing arm.
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WHEN 1st COUSINS HAVE CHILDREN #7
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I know this is everywhere, but I want to make certain that if everywhere gets shut down, this is still posted somewhere. He sure is a one tired kitten, I guess that makes him a unicycle….get it? One tired…unicycle…….(taps mic) Is this thing on?
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happy wombat #12
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Oh I get it…the song is called “Centerfield” and you have a guitar that is shaped like a baseball bat…….. No no, don’t stop playing….it’s totally cool. I will just be taking that rock and roll hall of fame statue back…..keep playing..seriously. Don’t mind me.
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