1. Henry the vacuum cleaner continues his dissertation on Virginia Woolf.

    ” So as I was saying….in a further development of her subjective mode, plot is completely abandoned, with unity and coherence….hang on…..is that a quarter? Are you really going to make me suck up a quarter? That shit adds up….ok whatever.. So, Woolf provided instead imagery, symbolism, and poetic elements. I think someone is at the door. I SAID, I THINK THAT THERE IS SOMEONE AT THE DOOR. TURN ME OFF AND ANSWER THE DOOR.”