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RATING FRUIT#2

Sigh…….I found myself rating fruit again this morning :(
As everyone knows, fruit is one of the most over-rated foods in the world and I can say this without fear of contradiction. As we have all learned in school, the kind folks at NASA gave fruit as a whole, only a middling 5 out of 10 using their famous time & labour vs. return algorithm. So, let’s see how today’s fruit fared. Out of a possible 10 (10 being “banana”), the following fruit scored:
1.APPLE 5/10
2.PINEAPPLE 1/10
3.WATERMELON 3/10
4.PEACH 6/10
NEXT WEEK: THE PLUM, THE KIWI AND THE GODDAMN COCONUT (heads up…Sénior Coconut only gets a zero)