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“How about an abortion?”
-“Well, I suppose abortion WOULD work Maggie. However, why don’t we wait until he is a few months older and we then drop a baby squid into his crib while he is sleeping?”
“Does it have to be a baby squid? What about a bear cub?”
-“(sigh) Maggie, which one of us is the doctor?
“You are.”
-“Exactly, a baby squid it is. Call Kevin.”
