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Grocery Store Clerk: “I hate cats”
Me: “Oh..are you allergic?”
Grocery Store Clerk: “God no! I hate them too much to be allergic. My sister has cats and I wanted to fly out to see her, but she wouldn’t board her cats. I mean what the? I was going to pay for the boarding. I mean, choosing cats over your sister!”
Me: “But, you are not allergic at all?”
Grocery Store Clerk: “No, why would I be?at the grocery Store this morning, whilst buying kittie food.
